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[necrosaint]

[ Harrow has some concerns here. ]

... Griddle?

[frontlinetitties]

[Fair, tbh. And yet, she persists]

YOP. Who else would it be? Although maybe now is a good time to tell you I actually prefer to be called Gideon.

[necrosaint]

I think I may have heard that before, a time or two.

Are you injured?

[frontlinetitties]

What?? What kind of question is that? I'm fiiiiiine. Totally fine. Better than fine, I'm great actually. Though I'd be even better if you answered my very important question.

[necrosaint]

I remain concerned, but will tentatively humor you --

What does a girlfriend do and why did you want me to be one? Or is it simply a question of I want to be one.

[ yes, even when gideon's not drunk anymore and they both pretend this didn't happen, it's still going to look stupid ]

[frontlinetitties]

Second one first and then we can hash out the details. I mean come on, you must know what a girlfriend is.

[necrosaint]

I am familiar with the concept in terms of, many married women were once girlfriends. None of them ever took the time to discuss it with me.

Thus I am not certain of the benefits of the title.

[frontlinetitties]

Goddddd, why'd you always have to sound like such a butt touched nun?? Obviously girlfriends do stuff together. You know? Like...stuff. Girlfriend stuff. Hot stuff, some might even say.

[necrosaint]

I am not sure about the ... other part, but I am a nun. That is why I sound like one, o intoxicated or brain-injured cavalier.

Everything I do with another person is with you.

[frontlinetitties]

Harsh. I take offense at 'brain injured'.

But exactly!! If you really stop and think about it, who else but me makes any sense? As a person to do things with I mean. Including girlfriend things.

[necrosaint]

I may not know if you are brain injured, but there is the possibility, since you deny intoxication.

So far it is a logical argument, though I would think then that it might be a redundancy. Do you need a girlfriend when you have a necromancer?

[frontlinetitties]

Its been less a denial and more an exclusion of facts.

And duh, obviously I need a girlfriend. Don't forget about the hot stuff I mentioned before. And no, I don't mean staring at bones.

[necrosaint]

Lying by omission. I see.

Indeed, why would you only stare at bones when you could do things with them.

[frontlinetitties]

Lying's a strong word. I'd go more along the lines of plain old not stating.

Gross. I knew the whole virginal thing was just a front for all the kinky shit you guys get up to when no one's looking.

[necrosaint]

What are you even talking about.

[frontlinetitties]

What are you talking about?

You know, it's really annoying that you can't make like, gestures over this thing. Just picture me waggling my eyebrows while marking jerk off gesures at you.

[necrosaint]

It is disturbing how easy that is to do.

And I meant nothing that such gestures would describe! Honestly, Nav.

[frontlinetitties]

Now who's lying? C'monnnn don't tell me necros don't get freaky with the body parts when there's no one else around.

But why settle for the inanimate when you could get a girlfriend and have the buff, hot...animate, instead.

[Don't look at her, she's too inebriated to be witty right now]

[necrosaint]

I am certain that nothing I do with bones in my work could be described as "freaky" —

You make it sound as if a girlfriend is something picked up at a shop.

[frontlinetitties]

Just admit it already, Nonagesimus. You want me. You want me baaaad. Don't think I haven't seen you checking out my biceps when you think I'm not looking. And I saw you getting an eyeful when we were in the baths.