But exactly!! If you really stop and think about it, who else but me makes any sense? As a person to do things with I mean. Including girlfriend things.
You know, it's really annoying that you can't make like, gestures over this thing. Just picture me waggling my eyebrows while marking jerk off gesures at you.
Just admit it already, Nonagesimus. You want me. You want me baaaad. Don't think I haven't seen you checking out my biceps when you think I'm not looking. And I saw you getting an eyeful when we were in the baths.
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Everything I do with another person is with you.
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But exactly!! If you really stop and think about it, who else but me makes any sense? As a person to do things with I mean. Including girlfriend things.
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So far it is a logical argument, though I would think then that it might be a redundancy. Do you need a girlfriend when you have a necromancer?
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And duh, obviously I need a girlfriend. Don't forget about the hot stuff I mentioned before. And no, I don't mean staring at bones.
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Indeed, why would you only stare at bones when you could do things with them.
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Gross. I knew the whole virginal thing was just a front for all the kinky shit you guys get up to when no one's looking.
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You know, it's really annoying that you can't make like, gestures over this thing. Just picture me waggling my eyebrows while marking jerk off gesures at you.
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And I meant nothing that such gestures would describe! Honestly, Nav.
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But why settle for the inanimate when you could get a girlfriend and have the buff, hot...animate, instead.
[Don't look at her, she's too inebriated to be witty right now]
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You make it sound as if a girlfriend is something picked up at a shop.
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