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[necrosaint]

It is disturbing how easy that is to do.

And I meant nothing that such gestures would describe! Honestly, Nav.

[frontlinetitties]

Now who's lying? C'monnnn don't tell me necros don't get freaky with the body parts when there's no one else around.

But why settle for the inanimate when you could get a girlfriend and have the buff, hot...animate, instead.

[Don't look at her, she's too inebriated to be witty right now]

[necrosaint]

I am certain that nothing I do with bones in my work could be described as "freaky" —

You make it sound as if a girlfriend is something picked up at a shop.

[frontlinetitties]

Just admit it already, Nonagesimus. You want me. You want me baaaad. Don't think I haven't seen you checking out my biceps when you think I'm not looking. And I saw you getting an eyeful when we were in the baths.