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[frontlinetitties]

Lying's a strong word. I'd go more along the lines of plain old not stating.

Gross. I knew the whole virginal thing was just a front for all the kinky shit you guys get up to when no one's looking.

[necrosaint]

What are you even talking about.

[frontlinetitties]

What are you talking about?

You know, it's really annoying that you can't make like, gestures over this thing. Just picture me waggling my eyebrows while marking jerk off gesures at you.

[necrosaint]

It is disturbing how easy that is to do.

And I meant nothing that such gestures would describe! Honestly, Nav.

[frontlinetitties]

Now who's lying? C'monnnn don't tell me necros don't get freaky with the body parts when there's no one else around.

But why settle for the inanimate when you could get a girlfriend and have the buff, hot...animate, instead.

[Don't look at her, she's too inebriated to be witty right now]

[necrosaint]

I am certain that nothing I do with bones in my work could be described as "freaky" —

You make it sound as if a girlfriend is something picked up at a shop.

[frontlinetitties]

Just admit it already, Nonagesimus. You want me. You want me baaaad. Don't think I haven't seen you checking out my biceps when you think I'm not looking. And I saw you getting an eyeful when we were in the baths.